this sentence is like one of those face/vase illusions b/c every time i look at it i discern a new way to be offended
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ah yes, my daughters first double fail….a very epic and pwn memory. i remember how my wife cried tears of joy, knowing her baby girl had made her first ever F A I L, i remember the way her eyes welled up with tears and she said “le owned” as a smile broke over her face. how quickly they bloom, how high their stars rise. when she develops fine motor skills we will let her choose her first Meme, her mom wants it to be Condescending Wonka but I’m rooting for a classic like The Trollface. Someday, she will make her first Rage Comic, be in her first Teens React To Video, and even find a Derp to her Derpina. the future is bright, the course is set, and the limit is the sky.
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senator with actual power and clout lindsey graham is the hero in a tom clancy novel where every al qaeda footsoldier is given a copy of “secret al qaeda plans fiscal year 2013” by the ghost of osama bin laden himself
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