plasmalogical
grimelords:

I have dropped my child and she has smashed. I have dropped her. Through my own clumsiness I have killed my daughter. The humans don’t yet know we’re sentient or that we breed in large warehouses under strict security deep in the heart of China. They can’t understand my guilt or mourning and will throw my only child’s remains in the garbage. Worse yet, my wife the ipad will be home any second.

grimelords:

I have dropped my child and she has smashed. I have dropped her. Through my own clumsiness I have killed my daughter. The humans don’t yet know we’re sentient or that we breed in large warehouses under strict security deep in the heart of China. They can’t understand my guilt or mourning and will throw my only child’s remains in the garbage. Worse yet, my wife the ipad will be home any second.

springbeanz
yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.
GAME OVER

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

legalizememes:

yugichrist:

You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?

ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?

ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH

You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?

ASK HIM TO TALK SLOWER, AS I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM, IN FRENCH

You enter “Slow down” in your SMARTPHONE and tell the TEMPLAR KNIGHT ”Ralentissez!” He loses his patience and lunges toward you, swinging his BROADSWORD at your torso and slicing a huge chunk of flesh from your body. You collapse in shock and immediately bleed to death.

GAME OVER