You are on your way from the LOCAL LIBRARY to the U-HAUL rental center to rent a moving van when you are suddenly confronted by a TEMPLAR KNIGHT. He wields his BROADSWORD threateningly, expressing through his firm body language that he shows no interest in letting you pass. What is your course of action?
ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
You attempt to ask the TEMPLAR KNIGHT for directions, but he abruptly cuts you off, saying something French in a very angry tone. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you, indicating that he is losing his patience. What is your course of action?
ASK WHAT IS THE MATTER, IN FRENCH
You use your SMARTPHONE to look up how to ask “What is the matter?” in French. “Que se passe-t-il?” you inquire. The TEMPLAR KNIGHT begins shouting a string of furious sounding French at you at a rate much too fast for you to possibly type into your phone, and you don’t even know how to spell it anyway. He feigns swinging his BROADSWORD at you again, clearly frustrated by the language barrier between you and himself. What is your course of action?